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The interview section will have text interviews with characters in the series as well as image interviews with famous people.
Interview with Morrigan, aka Eb
Link: So, what's it like playing a lady that's big on talent but small on clothes?
Eb: Well, the roles can be binding, as can the clothes, but the opportunity to kill thingies is soooo cool.
Link: Whatcho talkin bout.
Eb: erm, Let's say you weren't the star of the comic. By now I would have gutted you like a fish using my bare hands and the people would love it. Villians don't have to worry about PR.
Link: What's PR?
Eb: You really are stupid. Public-relations.
Link: Stupid, huh? Then why am I making six figures while you are barely able to make ends meet without haveing two jobs.
Eb: SIX FIGURES??!
Link: yeah, and you can't hardly afford enough clothing to keep you legally decent.
Eb: DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
The rest of the interview was lost due to the unfortunate dismemberment of the interviewer. Sorry for the inconvienince.
Interview with Fierce Diety Link
Zelda: Hi folks, I'm taking Link's position as interviewer because of his unfortunate accident with a certain bat ho.
FD: Bat ho? You talking about my EB?!
Zelda: Oh, that's right, you two are an item now.
Fd: Yo damn right. I luvs her and she luvs me.
Zelda: Oh, how perfectly adorable...
Fd: Cept she makes me do all the cookin, cleaning, shopping, working, and pretty much everything else.
Zelda: It's not a male dominated society anymore, ya fool.
Fd: In fact, the only thing she does it beat me with two by fours covered in flypaper.
Zelda: oh, is that-
Fd: While I'm naked.
Zelda: ouch.
Fd: Yeah, she loves me.
Zelda: Maybe you should call some kind of battered spouse hotline.
Fd: I could and I would if I didn't love her so much. Besides, Runner's close to killing himself because I have a woman that not only tolerates me, but enjoys beating me with heavy wooden objects dipped in adhesive.
Zelda: oh, I can see how he much envy you.
Fd: Hey, what time is it.
Zelda: 5:09
Fd: HOLY KIBBLES AND BITS! I forgot to make Eb's dinner! She'll be mad! Oh no! I gotta go!!!
Zelda: It's been a pleasure-
Fd: Do you have an icepack? I know after Eb is done with me it'll be hard to sit down.
Interview with Lily
Zelda: So Lily, everyone wants to know, what's it like in the future?
Lily: Well, everyone has cars that warp into giant mechas, and the also make toast in two seconds flat. And the toast is never burned?
Zelda: Everyone has a mecha? Isn't that dangerous?
Lily: Hella yeah! There's always explosions and chaos and booming and earthquakes and dents and squashed people.
Zelda: Oh my!
Lily: I'm not finished! Anyway, there's neverending suffering and threats of the end of the world. Yeah, it's a truely golden age.
Zelda: What?
Lily: Wait a sec, you don't like that kind of stuff?
What kind of evil genuise are you?
Zelda: ...um, We're the good guys, Lily.
Lily: Quaaa?
Zelda: Yeah, your dad is the HERO of the story.
Lily: ......I HATE YOU! YOU'RE EMBARASSING ME IN FRONT OF MY EVIL FRIENDS! They're gonna think I'm a good person too! WAH!
Zelda: ...you're grounded. Go clean your palace.
Lily: YOU SUCK I WANT YOU TO DIE! *runs off*
Zelda: I think we may have spoiled him.
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Interview with Girgirl, written version!
Lily: So, how did you come up with the idea for Legend of Link, saga of stupid (tm)?
Gg: Since when is it trademarked?
Lily: I ASK THE QUESTIONS, WOMAN!
Gg: uhyuh. I stole the idea from an autistic homeless man and his pet waterfowl named horatio.
Lily: That's almost interesting. Why did you make a foo like my dad the star, when I am so clearly supreme and better than the original?
Gg: Well....I couldn't find sprites of you until recently.
Lily: That means you didn't try to find sprites, huh.
Gg: SILENCE! I CONTROL YOUR ARMS!
Lily: Great. Your sprites rip off from zim, and your personality does too.
Gg: But I speak the truth! I do control your arms! Watch! Get me a drink, bubbah!
Lily: Bubbah? What the- Hey, can I offer you a drink?
Gg: Certainly.
Lily: Oh my GOD!
Gg: yes, what can I do you for?
Lily: GET OUT OF ME HEAAAAD!
Gg: Calm down.
Lily: You're controlling us ALL! I must warn the others-.......uh....what were we talking about again.
Gg: Nothing at all, bubbah.
Lily: My name isn't bubbah!....wait....maybe it is..
Bubbah: Can I offer you some pie, madame girgirl, light of my otherwise futile existance?
Girgirl: hell YEA.
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