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Link
Side: Good
Link's destiny is to save Hyrule. To bad for Hyrule Link is a bumbling shrimp with no natural talent for heroing. Still, his huge courage and dumb luck saves his and Hyrule's ass more often than not.
"Feel the unpleasant sensation of my wrath!"
Zelda
Side: Good
If Link's destiny is to save Hyrule, Zelda's is to aid him and stand by his side. Well educated in magic and hylian legend, Zelda was dissapointed in Link's not-so-heroic tactics. Still, it is her fate to be with him, and she'll tough it out.
"I liked him better when he only said '...' "
Runner
Side: Usually good, but bets money on whoever is winning.
The speedy messenger of the land, Runner want only one thing in this world: that one special woman. Or any woman, for that matter, since he goes after any female, and get's turned down every single time.
"This better be the right way. I turned down a date with a kinda no ugly chick for this."
Lily
Side: Good
The future child of Zelda and Link, thus the heir to the Hyrule throne, is flat out bizzare.His name is a combination of Link's and Zelda's nickname, Zelly. One question remains, Zelda + Link = Short pale darkhaired pyromaniacal gansta know-it-all four year old boy?
"GASOLINEEEE!"
Fierce Diety Link

Side: Pretty good, but he has relapses. The thing is, he likes blood.
Called here from a different world, FD has almost god-like powers. He doesn't use them to often, because he loves the thrill of a close battle. When he's not murdering masses, he's chilling with Runner.
"Blood!"

EB


Side: Evil
Ahh...Eb. Average bat, right? No sir. Eb was once a good, well-meaning fighter fairy, and now she wants to kill us all. She'll most likely get away with it, too, because of her strenghth, intelligence, powers of persuasion, and her sex appeal. Eh, oh well.
"DIE! Um...lalala...I'm a little pixie!"



Narrator Chao (Mr. !)
Side: Nuetral
Chao narrates the story. Just don't call him cute. He's a gun-collecting, trash-talking, self-absobed,ki-blasting, chaos lover with tons of money to fuel his taste for confusing our heros. Does that sound cute to YOU?
"Let's haul ASS!"

SIA, MERCURY AND MOON
Side: evil, evil, and nuetral
Tired of being the brainy ugly girl on Sailor Moon, Mercury joined up with Eb to take over the world. This pissed off Moon, because she has to be backed up by ugly and weak people to make her seem cool. Sia's just kind of...there. With pointy objects and a pet bird.
"..."-Sia
"No one love mee!"-Mercury
"YOU TELL ME I'M BEAUTIFUL RIGHT FREAKIN NOW!"-Moon